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A Joke about a teacher

There was once a remote village school. The staffs were looking for sponsorship for the school. They wrote their projet and they got some missionaries that were ready to sponsor the school.The missionaries inform the school that they were coming to visit the school on a particular day and time. The teacher started prepareing his class for their visit. He looked for the most brilliant pupil in the class and taught him. The lesson was, teacher:-"Who made you?" pupil:- "God made me." teacher:- "why did God make you?" pupil:- God made me to know him, love him, serve him in this world, and to be happy with him for ever in heaven. He taught this one pupil until he can recite it even in his sleep. The day came that the missionaries should arrive at the school. They all wait for them but they were late. The boy asked the teacher that he want to go and take a shit. Since they taught the missionaries were no longer coming, he granted the boy permission. Soon as the boy went to take a shit, the missionaries came in the classroom. Now the teacher don't know what to do but still went ahead and asked the class. Teacher:- Class who made you. No answer from the other pupils. The class was quiet. He asked the same question again and the third time, one of the pupil stood up to answer the question. he said yes that's a good student. Tell us who made you. The pupil said I was made by my mother and father. The boy that was made by God has gone to the toilet